Reasons You Should Have Kids

All the obvious ones, also:

Have twins so you can take one of these double swing photos.

It's the perfect excuse to leave places. Direct conversation? Express your needs without excuse? Why do that when you can just say, “Yeah I have to go, the kids need to get back home to… [insert reason].” A lot of times, you’re not lying in the need to leave, but sometimes, you’re pushing on i…